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Star Trek Comedian Time Part 4
So, I was thinking about how in Starfleet, they have replicators that can make literally anything. I'd love to have one of those! Think of all the time I'd save! Instead of spending an hour debating whether to order takeout or cook, I simply say, "Replicator, give me a five-star…
Author: Admiral Christopher Townsend
Posted on: 2025, Tue Mar 25th, @ 1:37pm
Category: Out of Character
Star Trek Comedian Time Part 3
Alright, let's take this back to the final frontier with some more interstellar humor!
So, I've been thinking about those Starfleet uniforms. They look sharp, right? But they don't seem too practical. Could you imagine rocking that outfit during a family BBQ? "Hey, Aunt Betty, could you pass me the…
Author: Admiral Christopher Townsend
Posted on: 2025, Tue Mar 25th, @ 1:36pm
Category: Out of Character
Star Trek Comedian Time Part 2
So, I was watching "The Next Generation" the other day and I couldn't help but think: Why does Captain Picard always seem so calm and collected? Seriously, he's ready to engage the Borg and I'm over here freaking out if I left my oven on! "Engage? I can barely engage…
Author: Admiral Christopher Townsend
Posted on: 2025, Tue Mar 25th, @ 1:36pm
Category: Out of Character
Star Trek Comedian Time Part 1
Alright, folks! Let's beam down into some Star Trek humor, shall we?
You know, with all the Star Trek shows coming out these days, I feel like I need a PhD just to keep track of them. It's like, "Do I watch 'Star Trek: Lower Decks' or check in on…
Author: Admiral Christopher Townsend
Posted on: 2025, Tue Mar 25th, @ 1:36pm
Category: Out of Character